For Those Of You Concerned With My Musical Taste

fortunesinsanity:

glazedauxiliatrix:

fortunesinsanity:

glazedauxiliatrix:

As There Has Yet To Be A Song Composed On The Subject Of

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Omelette Du Fromage I Must Peruse Music Of A Lesser Caliber

Until That Fateful Day That Such A 

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Fitting Song Does Appear

Cant Be Tamed


Miss Kanaya, I have something that might just interest you.

http://tindeck.com/listen/bzbf

This just might be what you have been searching for.

Oh My God

I

This Song

Is

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Spectacular

My Heart

Wait Why Is A Man Singing This Thats Not Right

I immediately thought of you

I don’t know why a man is singing this

Maybe it was better for a man’s voice than a woman’s?

But if a woman was to get the lyrics and the background music, that would be lovely for you I assume?

Most

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Definitely

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Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever tried the ol' "Omelette du fromage" on you? (outside of tumblr)

If so, how did it go?

If Anyone Attempted That On Me In A

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Real Life Situation I Have No Doubt That I Would Find Myself With A Case Of The Vapors 

Unless That Individual Were Male

(Yes Eridan This Includes You)

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broskicolora-deactivated2012010 asked: Kanaya, gimme your best pick up line.

kthnx

Im Certain That If You Let Your Gaze Wonder Just Slightly Further

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Down This Blog You Will Find It

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Anonymous asked: Speak some french please

Omelette Du Fromage

I Was Thinking About How I Could Spend My Time In The Most

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Worth While Manner And I Decided That Concocting Another Photo Set Was The Correct Action To Take

Then I Had To Think About What To Make A

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Photo Set Of

And Then I Remembered The Most Important Aspect Of This Blog

Do I Mesmerize You

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Anonymous asked: Je veux préparer une omelette du fromage pour vous, mon vampire précieuses~

Double Swoon

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Anonymous asked: "Why would you even have to pick" indeed. Kanaya, let me explain something about human romance to you. It is, ideally, a monogamous affair (pun intended) in which you choose one person with which to dedicate your mind, body, and soul to for the rest of eternity. Even if we're not quite there, I don't especially care for this laissez-faire attitude you've taken towards our relationship. Now I learn you and Vriska are wed? I cannot countenance being the "other woman" even if I meet some sort of sick approval from your new bride. I'm afraid no amount of "omelette du fromage" will change my mind this time. I would prefer you leave Vriska, but I'm culturally open-minded enough to accept simply converting her to your Kismesis. If you can't, I'll find somebody willing to give me the respect and the emotional and physical commitment I deserve.

Rose This Was A Lot Of

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Words And Really I Am Too Smashed To Read All Of This

But I See That You Slipped In A Casual ‘Omelette Du Fromage’ To Which I Respond

Swoon

Because Everyone One Knows That This Is The Best
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Pick Up Line

Because Everyone One Knows That This Is The Best

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Pick Up Line

i wrote a poem about the most seductive words ive ever heard spoken~

gardengnympho:

One lonely night, ‘twas midnight hour

My mood, I fear, was somewhat sour

‘til it was lifted by some strange power

Some, Omelette Du Fromage.

You see, that night I blogged and tumbled

Upon these hallowed words, I stumbled

And all at once, I was so humbled

By Omelette Du Fromage.

An instant lust it did beget

A sultry thirst upon me set

The river ran, so clear and wet

From Omelette Du Fromage.

My precious flower, with nectar dripped

Into my folds my fingers slipped

I moaned, I screamed, I rocked my hips

Oh, Omelette Du Fromage!!

At once I swam in milky pleasure

I climaxed, then reclined in leisure

I gloried in this newfound treasure

Called Omelette Du Fromage.

—written by jade harley!! special thanks to my friend kanaya <3

Jade I Didnt Know You Felt This

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Way For Me

Oh No I Am

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Blushing

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Anonymous asked: Alright, while your French is certainly alluring, I still feel that you kissing Vriska in the midst of our budding relationshi- Oh just take me now!

Oh Rose 

That Is All I Ever

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Wanted

-Bends You Down And Leans You Back Seductively-

Omelette 

Du

Fromage

-Sexy Sexy Whisper-