For Those Of You Concerned With My Musical Taste
As There Has Yet To Be A Song Composed On The Subject Of
Omelette Du Fromage I Must Peruse Music Of A Lesser Caliber
Until That Fateful Day That Such A
Fitting Song Does Appear
Cant Be Tamed
Miss Kanaya, I have something that might just interest you.
This just might be what you have been searching for.
Oh My God
Wait Why Is A Man Singing This Thats Not Right
I immediately thought of you
I don’t know why a man is singing this
Maybe it was better for a man’s voice than a woman’s?
But if a woman was to get the lyrics and the background music, that would be lovely for you I assume?
Anonymous asked: Has anyone ever tried the ol' "Omelette du fromage" on you? (outside of tumblr)
If so, how did it go?
If Anyone Attempted That On Me In A
Real Life Situation I Have No Doubt That I Would Find Myself With A Case Of The Vapors
Unless That Individual Were Male
(Yes Eridan This Includes You)
broskicolora-deactivated2012010 asked: Kanaya, gimme your best pick up line.
Im Certain That If You Let Your Gaze Wonder Just Slightly Further
Down This Blog You Will Find It
Anonymous asked: Speak some french please
Omelette Du Fromage
Anonymous asked: Je veux préparer une omelette du fromage pour vous, mon vampire précieuses~
Anonymous asked: "Why would you even have to pick" indeed. Kanaya, let me explain something about human romance to you. It is, ideally, a monogamous affair (pun intended) in which you choose one person with which to dedicate your mind, body, and soul to for the rest of eternity. Even if we're not quite there, I don't especially care for this laissez-faire attitude you've taken towards our relationship. Now I learn you and Vriska are wed? I cannot countenance being the "other woman" even if I meet some sort of sick approval from your new bride. I'm afraid no amount of "omelette du fromage" will change my mind this time. I would prefer you leave Vriska, but I'm culturally open-minded enough to accept simply converting her to your Kismesis. If you can't, I'll find somebody willing to give me the respect and the emotional and physical commitment I deserve.
Rose This Was A Lot Of
Words And Really I Am Too Smashed To Read All Of This
But I See That You Slipped In A Casual ‘Omelette Du Fromage’ To Which I Respond
i wrote a poem about the most seductive words ive ever heard spoken~
One lonely night, ‘twas midnight hour
My mood, I fear, was somewhat sour
‘til it was lifted by some strange power
Some, Omelette Du Fromage.
You see, that night I blogged and tumbled
Upon these hallowed words, I stumbled
And all at once, I was so humbled
By Omelette Du Fromage.
An instant lust it did beget
A sultry thirst upon me set
The river ran, so clear and wet
From Omelette Du Fromage.
My precious flower, with nectar dripped
Into my folds my fingers slipped
I moaned, I screamed, I rocked my hips
Oh, Omelette Du Fromage!!
At once I swam in milky pleasure
I climaxed, then reclined in leisure
I gloried in this newfound treasure
Called Omelette Du Fromage.
—written by jade harley!! special thanks to my friend kanaya <3
Jade I Didnt Know You Felt This Hic Way For Me Oh No I Am Hic Blushing
Jade I Didnt Know You Felt This
Way For Me
Oh No I Am
Anonymous asked: Alright, while your French is certainly alluring, I still feel that you kissing Vriska in the midst of our budding relationshi- Oh just take me now!
That Is All I Ever
-Bends You Down And Leans You Back Seductively-
-Sexy Sexy Whisper-